I have actually started talking to my guinea pig. I’m going insane. Like, usually when people talk to animals, they talk to animals that have more than two expressions, scared and scared enough to actually move.
10. If he dumps you, it’s only to swing.
9. His hammer is really long.
8. His flow is impeccable.
7. He’ll tell you when it’s up.
6. He lets you pull it so he can get ready to score.
5. He’ll stay on you for ten intense seconds.
4. If he breaks you, you’re screwed.
3. He’ll go deep on every play.
2. He doesn’t wait for it; he comes to.
1. He’ll go at it with you till he scores 15 times.
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